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Junk Heap Mule Browse and the Fair Ground

Published August 1, 2019

I, Bernie Harberts, did not use generative AI to write or illustrate this article. Spell check and grammar check, yes. AI, no.

Today a guy asked me, “why do you like mules?” I told him, “because they eat and drink less than a horse and they’re tougher.” What I really wish I could have shown him was Cracker teasing a grass snack from between some junk tires and batteries.

Mule Cracker grazing between junk tires searching for grass during cross-country mule ride through Nebraska — Cracker snack: it’s hard to tell there’s anything worth eating in that pile of tires but Cracker, being a hearty mule….

Mule Cracker eating grass growing next to pallet of batteries and gear box oil during Nebraska cross-country mule ride — ….always seems to find something worth eating. Here, a mouthful of grass growing next to a pallet holding batteries, gear box oil and a fire extinguisher.

Not all Trash Food

But don’t get the idea Brick and Cracker are starving on the road, getting their meals from scrap heaps if they’re luck to eat at all. In addition to being tied out all night – where they get to eat as much grass as they like – they also get to eat while they’re walking up the road.

It’s taken the guys a while to figure this walking and eating thing. Grazing is easy while standing. Horses do it all the time in the pasture. But snapping off blades of grass at 3 1/2 miles per hour? That requires a new skill set.

It took Brick and Cracker about 2 months to figure out how to graze on the hoof without loosing speed. Sure, I could have let them slow down. But that would have made for even longer trip.

More on the North Carolina to Idaho ride.

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