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Sober and Seeking Mule

He leaned out his pickup window and said, “I’ve been sober 2 years now. I bought this pickup for $200 but I want a mule.”

Man talking to Bernie Harberts about wanting a mule in Nebraska.

But mule ownership had eluded him. He said, “the people in this town don’t want me to have a mule. I don’t know why.”

I told him I couldn’t understand either because I’d just slept in his town with my mules and it seemed to make everyone happy.

Bernie Harberts mules Brick and Cracker on Nebraska roadside during chance encounter with mule seeking stranger.

“You’ve got it lucky,” he said, “because… Continue reading →

Joe’s Joke

The old blue tractor scared my mules when it passed me on the gravel road. Right behind it, the black and white dog in hot pursuit. The next hill over, the tractor was parked by the road and a man climbed out of the cab. He had a grin as big as a round bale and so did I. That’s how I met Joe Stoll and his dog.

Joe Stoll standing with his blue tractor and black and white dog on Missouri gravel road during Bernie Harberts mule ride.
Joe, his tractor and the dog.

He spoke first.

Joe: “I was… Continue reading →

Stanberry, MO Independence Day

Sirens will blare and hats will cover hearts. Kids will grab candy off the street and dogs will barf Tootsie rolls on the sidewalk. This is why we got divorced from England. Happy 4th of July from Stanberry, Missouri.

Children lined up for candy toss at Stanberry, Missouri 4th of July parade during Bernie Harberts mule ride stop.
And they’re all lined up: An orderly line of youngsters get ready for the candy shower.

The mules and I were there to soak up the action. And catch a Blow Pop and 3 Tootsie rolls. Here are some photos of… Continue reading →