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Hailey, Idaho: Final Destination in the Snow

Bernie Harberts with snow-dusted beard on final miles into Hailey Idaho
I added some grey to my beard those final miles. That fluffy white stuff is snow.
Mules Brick and Cracker spending final night in Hailey rodeo arena corral
The final night’s dig: Brick and Cracker slept in the rodeo arena corral. I slept under the bleachers.
Bernie Harberts in top hat leading mules toward Hailey Coffee Company in morning snow
Headin’ in for a cup of coffee (John Delorenzo photo)
Bernie Harberts with mules Brick and Cracker and Santos outside Hailey Coffee Company Idaho
Mules Brick and Cracker and me with Santos (background) and some fellow Hailey Coffee Company fans (John Delorenzo photo)
Bernie Harberts adjusting Cracker's bridle in snow, mule Brick carrying pack saddle on right
Taking a moment to adjust Cracker’s bridle (L). Brick is on the right hauling the pack saddle.… Continue reading →

The Top Hat Mystery

It fit my head when I got married. It fit my hat when I rode out the front gate. It doesn’t fit my hat any more. What the hell’s going on with my top hat?

Mule Cracker inspecting Bernie Harberts stitching repairs on water jug denim cover with top hat nearby on mule journey
Cracker, my top hat and me: here Cracker is inspecting my stitching as I repair the denim cover to one of my water jugs. This photo was taken 8 states ago, back when my top hat fit better.

Some Top Hat History

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Shovel and Top Hat

The mules and I camp on a lot of people’s lawns. What to do about the manure? Out here in the Sand Hills of Nebraska, mule manure on a lawn is dispensed with a boot kick. Or, as I recently did, with an old shovel.

Bernie Harberts top hat hanging on borrowed shovel used to clean up mule manure in Nebraska Sand Hills lawn camp
Shovel and top hat. No, I don’t carry a shovel around on my pack saddle. It was loaned to me so I could clean up after my mules. That’s my collapsible canvas water bucket hanging… Continue reading →

A Top Hat Full of Easter Eggs

Happy Easter. The mules and I are waiting out a patch of wet weather at Ryan and Pam Crick’s in Mosheim, TN. Because I can’t give you a chocolate bunny, you’ll have to settle for a top hat full of eggs.

Bernie Harberts top hat filled with turkey egg and bantam eggs gift from Pam and Ryan Crick in Mosheim Tennessee

A top hat full of eggs. They’re a gift of Pam and Ryan Crick. The big one’s a turkey egg, the small ones are bantam eggs. The medium-sized one might be a Sexlink or an Orphington. (Mosheim, TN)

Bernie Harberts wedding top hat riding atop mule Brick's pack saddle on Two Mules to Triumph journey

Through the Ice

A young mother stopped the mules and me this week and asked, “why do you travel with a top hat on your pack mule?”

Bernie Harberts wedding top hat riding atop pack mule saddle on Two Mules to Triumph journey

The top hat that rides atop my pack saddle.

She asked, “Is it in memory of someone? Is it like putting an empty pair of boots in an empty saddle when somebody dies?”
She was giving it way more symbolism than I did.
“No”, I said. “It’s the top hat I got married in.”
“Oh”, she… Continue reading →