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Welcome to the General Store. I’m traveling across America with my mules right now which means I can’t send you any of my books and DVDs right now. Still, you can stream the “Lost Sea Expedition” series and download the “Too Proud to Ride a Cow” book. I plan to be out until late 2019. If you have any questions, feel free to drop me a line.

The Lost Sea Expedition is the Public TV series about my 14 month voyage across America in a tiny, solar powered mule wagon. The series was filmed with only the gear I carried in his wagon – no film crew, chase vehicle, support team or sponsor. The 4-part series premiered on Rocky Mountain PBS.

The series is about what I encountered on the road: prairie people, tumbleweed gales, snow storms, the highs of Badlands blue and the low of Prairie Fever. There’s plenty of adventure, too, like exploring a vanished sea with a mule and how (not) to move a rattlesnake with a buggy whip.

4 part series. Total run time: 96 minutes
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Welcome to the General Store. I’m traveling across America with my mules right now which means I can’t send you any of my books and DVDs. Still, you can stream the Lost Sea Expedition series and download the Too Proud to Ride a Cow book. I plan to be out until late 2019. If you have any questions, feel free to drop me a line.

The Lost Sea Expedition is the Public TV series about my 14 month voyage across America in a tiny, solar powered mule wagon. The series was filmed with only the gear I carried in his wagon – no film crew, chase vehicle, support team or sponsor. The 4-part series premiered on Rocky Mountain PBS.

The series is about what I encountered on the road: prairie people, tumbleweed gales, snow storms, the highs of Badlands blue and the low of Prairie Fever. There’s plenty of adventure, too, like exploring a vanished sea with a mule and how (not) to move a rattlesnake with a buggy whip.

4 Parts. Total run time: 96 minutes

Climb aboard. Let’s go adventuring!

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PostCards From Tasmania

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(The “Postcard from Tasmania” series has sold out. Check back to receive a postcard from one of Bernie’s future adventures.)

Look here Bucky… no one writes you anymore. It just ain’t right. All ya get are emails from friends that can’t write more than 7 words – and 4 of the 7 are abbreviated. Damn. Your mailbox just has a phone bill and and a cable TV offer. Gheezuzzzzzzz.

You don’t need a tweet or a text – what you need is some actual human authored correspondence. Here it is – your chance to get three postcards from Tasmania, straight from my adventures. I’ll mail you cards from the odd places I visit. The rainforest, the sheep camp, the pub – you never know what your next card will feature. All handwritten, all featuring Australian postage. Maybe even a coffee stain. You’ll get damn charming correspondence, and thanks to your revenue I’ll get to eat lunch. Sign up for your Post Cards From Tasmania and start getting mail from the island under the Land Down Under.

Three Personalized Postcards From Tasmania
Three Personalized Postcards $19.95 (including shipping. Shipping? They’ll be sent with a fancy stamp!)

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