Want to attend a Dog Hair Cutting Festival with my wife Julia and me this weekend? How about a Mule Ride. You might get a good one. You may not. Fun like Russian roulette!
You can tell Julia and I have a little too much time on our hands this weekend. She wrote an invitation to our neighbor P to join us for any or none of the activities. I thought you’d get a kick out of her invite. You can read the full invitation right here. How about Some Sort of Easy Meal to Follow Raft Ride? You could offer to bring it.